Captain David Barlow and organiser Paul Jones with their opponents on the first tee
Organiser Paul Jones reports
I was wondering
what else could go wrong when I stood on the first tee. I hadn’t got up as early as I intended, so I
left home without any breakfast or a coffee.
I then drove slightly faster than usual making good time until I reached
the junction on the A603 just before the Sandy roundabout and got held up. I had already made a mistake by not taking 16
scorecards home to apply the labels so I rushed into the pro shop and picked 16
JOG scorecards and was busily sticking the labels on them when Gavin arrived
and pointed out, we were on Carthagena.
I started removing the labels while Gavin went to get the correct
scorecard.
When I was
e-mailing the Beds & County organiser I had apologised in advance for the
poor (compared to normal) condition of our Carthagena course and I stuck my
neck on the line and said that in order to compensate them I promised that I
had sorted out the weather and that they would get a good meal. Fortunately, neither disappointed and I think
everyone finished their round in glorious autumnal sunshine just wearing their
club shirts on the top half of their bodies and I was happy that I had chosen
shorts.
The JOG team
were receiving 16 shots from our opponents and the average Handicap Index for the
Bedford and County players was 17.4. and ours was 18.4. As always, I tried to arrange the matches where
at least two players in each match were very closely matched. Due to the Bedford & County pairings, and
how I faced our guys up to them, only Tony Lloyd was getting over 10 shots
which proved crucial in his and Richard Westergreen-Thorne’s match.
So back to what
else could go wrong, on the first tee with our opponents safely away up stepped
our illustrious captain (he likes to go first) and he hooks his ball out of
bounds left but a forgiving tree ushered his ball back into play. It wasn’t on the right side of the fairway
where David had us looking for 2 minutes 58 seconds but about 6 yards from the
trees on the left. Surely,
he didn’t have a pair of those infamous trousers with a hole in the
pocket. Mind you if he put his fiery orange multi-coloured ball in his pocket, it would
burn a hole through the pocket lining.
I hit my tee
shot just off the right-hand side of the fairway but there was a stick behind
the ball that I couldn’t move without disturbing the ball. I had a shot so I thought I should be able to
at least halve the whole. I then
proceeded to “duff” a couple of shots and eventually appeared on the green
about six shots later thinking “I’ve really messed up this hole. Fortunately, our Captain got down in five and
won a hard-earned half. On the 2nd, I found the green while David had
some bunker practice but I could only three putt after missing a short second
putt to win the hole.
Confidence drained,
I then watched while David birdied the 3rd and he parred the 4th. I stepped up with a par on the 5th
(who needs a shot, I joked, but obviously not out loud, as I am a very humble
guy) and we found ourselves three up.
Quite unusually
all four players found the putting surface with our tee shots on the sixth
hole, their Captain winning the nearest the pin in the process, but no one
could hole their birdie putt so the hole was halved.
One of the two
B&C players (both had shots) halved the 7th with my 5 nett 4 and
on the 8th another JOG win was achieved thanks to David producing a
superb chip to get us a half after we had both failed to find the nearest the
pin green.
The 9th
proved to be the final nail in the Bedford & County coffin. I had a shot and found myself about 8 yards
short of the green in two shots. I
pulled out the “percentage option” Texas wedge thinking just get it on the
green inside our opponent’s ball, which was at least 6 yards away, then I would
probably have two putts for no worse than a half. I hit such a poor putt, it
just about found the putting surface, that it was still my turn. I don’t think that I am exaggerating but I
then rolled in my putt from about 20 feet and we were five up.
The next four
holes were halved in a fairly uneventful fashion, so we shook hands on the 14th
green. We carried on playing the course
and to be fair it is a good job we wrapped it up early and our opponents started
to play better eventually recording a birdie on the last hole.
As we
approached the 18th tee, match 2, was just leaving the 15th
tee. Dave Wood and Gavin Little were the
JOG players and their match had just finished on the 14th green with
the same 5 & 4 result, but this time in Bedford & County’s favour. We didn’t have the heart to tell them off for
slow play as during the match Mr Wood had rung the Samaritans saying that he
couldn’t hit a golf ball and they hung up on him. I found the action of The
Samaritans very dismissive, don’t they know how serious golf is? I believe that Dave is still seeking
counselling, so if anyone knows someone with a bit more understanding, please
talk to Dave.
This time we
watched all three Godfather films while we waited for all the other matches to
complete, Dave even had time to wash his hair, and then the results came in. After six matches both sides had three wins.
I’m not sure whether match 8 or match 4 was the next in (one of them had
already recorded a win) but after both those match results were known it was 4
wins to 3 in the home team’s favour.
Our fate rested
in the hands of “two shot” Tony Lloyd and his partner, one of our later
additions Richard Westergreen-Thorne. Apparently, they were dormie 3 down but
managed to win the last three holes to get JOG the crucial half point needed to
secure a home win.
On behalf of
the captain, the matches organiser (Algy) and myself, a big thankyou to the
guys who stepped in at various points to replace the guys who for various
reasons had to withdraw. All of them,
Graham Lewis, Tony Lloyd, Richard WT and Algy made a telling contribution to
our win.
One question
you might like to ask Peter Imray when you next see him is “what is it like
getting six shots in a match” as I’m sure that hasn’t happened in quite a
while. He certainly didn’t waste them!
and he won the JOG nearest the pin award.
As mentioned
earlier we had a lovely meal (I was confident enough in our catering staff to
have promised this in advance to our opponents) although one or two were
critical of my choice of dessert. I
advised them that it was my prerogative as match organiser and if they didn’t
like it, they could donate theirs to me.
I did not receive any donations so they couldn’t have minded that much.
It was left to the captains to wrap things up and announce the slender JOG win
in our last home match of the season.
The individual
match results were as follows: -
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1 |
David Barlow |
Won 5 & 4 |
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Paul Jones |
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2 |
Dave Wood |
Lost 5 & 4 |
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Gavin Little |
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3 |
Richard Cobb |
Lost 3 & 2 |
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Jeff Thompson |
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4 |
Peter Imray |
Won 4 & 3 |
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Graham Gadsden |
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5 |
Tony Lloyd |
Tied |
|
Richard Westergreen-Thorne |
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6 |
Mehmet Osman |
Won 3 & 1 |
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Graham Lewis |
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7 |
Michael Newstead |
Lost 3 & 1 |
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Paul Dobson |
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8 |
Terry
Domagala |
Won 3 & 1 |
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Algy Grimes |















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